I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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