first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize