it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Randomize
