Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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