He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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