dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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