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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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