ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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