He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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