Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Randomize
