check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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