So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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