just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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