i jhust puked up my retainher.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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