awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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