He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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