we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
the liver wants what the liver wants
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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