she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
