There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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