in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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