You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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