i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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