Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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