You really coming over, don't trick.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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