this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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