I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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