my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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