Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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