I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Let's paint friendship bongs
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
