I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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