just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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