I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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