I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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