Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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