he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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