scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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