If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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