You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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