ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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