dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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