She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just invented taco cereal.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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