Duck Duck Cougar?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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