This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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