OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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