My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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