We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
