Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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