As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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