Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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