Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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