We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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