I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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