He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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