Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
