It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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